Monday, June 1, 2009

The Blossom of Someone Else's Labor

Hello peonies! You all were right: the ant covered buds were peonies indeed. The most histrionic of flowers. They're so marvelously overblown, so slutty, really. I am enjoying them a great deal, in all their mauve splendor. I am finding that whoever planted the garden here really went for shades of pink and purple.

The hydrangea:
The camelia:
The roses:

I am personally a red and orange kind of person, with a little blue. Poppies and bachelor's buttons! Begonia and lobelia! Geranium and lithadora!

However, when blessed with a harvest like this, I might come around.

6 comments:

  1. A poem about flowers, and other things:

    The Doormouse and the Doctor

    There once was a Dormouse who lived in a bed
    Of delphiniums (blue) and geraniums (red),
    And all the day long he'd a wonderful view
    Of geraniums (red) and delphiniums (blue).

    A Doctor came hurrying round, and he said:
    "Tut-tut, I am sorry to find you in bed.
    Just say 'Ninety-nine' while I look at your chest....
    Don't you find that chrysanthemums answer the best?"

    The Dormouse looked round at the view and replied
    (When he'd said "Ninety-nine") that he'd tried and he'd tried,
    And much the most answering things that he knew
    Were geraniums (red) and delphiniums (blue).

    The Doctor stood frowning and shaking his head,
    And he took up his shiny silk hat as he said:
    "What the patient requires is a change," and he went
    To see some chrysanthemum people in Kent.

    The Dormouse lay there, and he gazed at the view
    Of geraniums (red) and delphiniums (blue),
    And he knew there was nothing he wanted instead
    Of delphiniums (blue) and geraniums (red).

    The Doctor came back and, to show what he meant,
    He had brought some chrysanthemum cuttings from Kent.
    "Now these," he remarked, "give a much better view
    Than geraniums (red) and delphiniums (blue)."

    They took out their spades and they dug up the bed
    Of delphiniums (blue) and geraniums (red),
    And they planted chrysanthemums (yellow and white).
    "And now," said the Doctor, "we'll soon have you right."

    The Dormouse looked out, and he said with a sigh:
    "I suppose all these people know better than I.
    It was silly, perhaps, but I did like the view
    Of geraniums (red) and delphiniums (blue)."

    The Doctor came round and examined his chest,
    And ordered him Nourishment, Tonics, and Rest.
    "How very effective," he said, as he shook
    The thermometer, "all these chrysanthemums look!"

    The Dormouse turned over to shut out the sight
    Of the endless chrysanthemums (yellow and white).
    "How lovely," he thought, "to be back in a bed
    Of delphiniums (blue) and geraniums (red.)"

    The Doctor said, "Tut! It's another attack!"
    And ordered him Milk and Massage-of-the-back,
    And Freedom-from-worry and Drives-in-a-car,
    And murmured, "How sweet your chrysanthemums are!"

    The Dormouse lay there with his paws to his eyes,
    And imagined himself such a pleasant surprise:
    "I'll pretend the chrysanthemums turn to a bed
    Of delphiniums (blue) and geraniums (red)!"

    The Doctor next morning was rubbing his hands,
    And saying, "There's nobody quite understands
    These cases as I do! The cure has begun!
    How fresh the chrysanthemums look in the sun!"

    The Dormouse lay happy, his eyes were so tight
    He could see no chrysanthemums, yellow or white.
    And all that he felt at the back of his head
    Were delphiniums (blue) and geraniums (red).

    And that is the reason (Aunt Emily said)
    If a Dormouse gets in a chrysanthemum bed,
    You will find (so Aunt Emily says) that he lies
    Fast asleep on his front with his paws to his eyes.

    --A.A. Milne

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  2. Quite wonderful, Lise. Thanks.

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  3. I'm new to this flower scene, but I guess I love slutty because those make me very, very happy.

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  4. Adjectives for peonies: Histrionic is quite right. Slutty is very apt. Also blowsy. Also frowsy. Possibly hysterical? Absolutely suggestive.

    We could put flowers on a spectrum of adjectivization! Peonies beg for adjectives; camellias encourage them; azaleas will allow them; roses, through overuse, inhibit them.

    I have always thought roses smell of raspberries.

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  5. A delphinium, although shaped like a foxglove or gladiolus, is part of the ranunculus family! Those ranunculi -- ranuncula, ranuncules, ranunculuses -- are a wonder.

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  6. i agree. Ranunculus WINS. although - I have myself been lusting after peonies of late.

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